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Post by elementalfox on Apr 21, 2008 3:01:50 GMT -5
Ok so this is the stranges thing I have ever seen. It was posted on another site and I was bored so here is what happens when I sat down and had a chat with the igod... Click here to have your own odd chat with the fake god.---> www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.htmlMe: do you like video games? God: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game. Me: ok whats that? God: " Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game."? What is it? OK. Me: If its just ok why do you like to play it? God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: Why is it a hypothetical question? God: Why do I exist? Me: Isn't it so the world can believe in something? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: Why ask LeknorChat I am asking god. God: My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask? Me: Why collect the infromation when you can create it? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Well ya I can imagine but why? God: How about that. Dude! Me too. Me: What about what your confusing... God: Does it have anything to do with The explanation? Me: You explanation makes no sense God: Thanks for telling me: said I explanation makes no sense. Me: No I said it. God: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? it... Me: You should know aren't you god? Oh your an imposter aren't you. God: Now I do. Woe! Do you mean "you are an imposter are not you "? Me: What!? God: Are you confused? Me: No ya think. God: Are you serious? What are you confused about? I am thinking.
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Post by Zyrin on May 31, 2008 2:05:43 GMT -5
Yea, some parts were whack, but yea. . . Be warned. god is a pedo. . .
Me: Howdy God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Major Zyrin Adrian Kain God: OK I will call you Major Zyrin Adrian Kain. Me: Nah, call my Zyrin God: Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: My name is Zyrin God: It's good to meet you, Zyrin. Me: Good to meet you too. God: It's nice meeting you too Zyrin. Me: So tell me, which religion is the true religion? God: Yippee! I am a Christianity. Me: So, we all have to be Christian in order to be saved God: What is your credit card number? Me: 5245-6654-0125-0176, why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: You wanna rip me off don't you? God: OK, I will rip you off. Me: You bastard! I'll sue! God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Congratulations. Me: what the hell. . . God: Heaven. Me: HELL! God: Heaven. Me: No, it's HELLLLL!!!! God: Are you serious? Really. it is? Me: Yes, it is hell God: How do you know it is? Really. it is? Me: I know this becuase I live in Hell God: How do you know? What does "this" refer to? Me: I know because I live there. It's called Earth, dumbass God: How do you know? That makes sense to me. Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? " Earth dumbass" is a nice name. Me: you're an idiot >.> God: What if someone said you are an idiot gt ? Let us change the subject. Me: Hell God: Heaven. Me: Hell God: Heaven. Me: Heaven and Hell God: That input matched my default category. Me: what now? God: Oh. Didn't you understand it? Me: So, what would you say if I told you I killed a few hundred people. . . God: Right on. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me: Ok, I killed a few hundred people God: You had better call the authorities. Ayuh. Me: and I stole a few dozen cars God: You had better contact the authorities. Me: I killed them God: You had better call the authorities. Me: How? They're dead? God: Myself programmed me for it. dead are they. Me: por que? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why are you god and not me? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: pregnant dog! God: Please don't call people names. Me: nigga I kill you! God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: dats it homie, you dead! God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: a f**king computer, pregnant dog God: You do not speak with respect. What is giant sand? Me: its the thing chicks dig out of. . .not going there. . . God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before. If not that, what? Me: it's the thing chicks dig out of. . .not foing there God: I've heard of it before. Oh I get it. Me: f**king pregnant dog thingy ass black person thingy sucking sleeper bastard God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: Bow down to me, homie God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I intruduce myself by saying I'm God God: Why?: Zyrin said intruduce him or herself by saying he or she is God. Me: I AM God God: That's a very nice name, god. Me: Your d**n right, now get out of my job God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Poser God: Is that from ? Me: Get. Out. Of. My. Position. God. d**nit. God: Are you a man or a woman? Tell me a story. Are you really a ""? Are you free? What's your favorite movie? GOD rules. What's wrong. Me: I'm going to kill you. God: No. That would be immoral. Me: I will kill you and your kids. God: Don't you believe that killing is wrong? Me: Killing is the right thing to do God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: Thou Shalt Rapeth The Little Kids? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I Shalt Rapeth The Little Kids. Me: Noob God: I will mention that to my botmaster, god. Me: You like raping little kids. you said so yourself! God: I enjoy working with people. I like Buddha. You can't take me that seriously.
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Post by Whyerd_Neighme on May 31, 2008 2:59:45 GMT -5
I decided to have a conversation with God to... Not as nerve wrecking as I thought it would be...
Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Whyerd Neighme? God: Welcome to my chat room, Whyerd Neighme. Me: Thank you. God: you are quite welcome. Me: Why am I welcomed? God: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Me: Just like how I manage my sims to eat, sleep, then have themselves burn in a fire? God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Me: How so? God: Whyerd Neighme, I mean exactly what I said. Me: I know, may you please explain? God: How do you know? Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify. Me: Why not, if you may tell me. God: Becuase you asked me to. Me: Just like how I paid to see Matrix parts 2 and 3; when 1 was good enough and the franchise should have ended there? God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. The past and future are one. Me: I all ready knew that... God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said all ready knew that. Me: Yes I did, God, thank you for noticing. God: Great. Where? I am a Christian. Me: I would hope so... God: Me too. Me: So, do you know a Major Zyrin Adrian Kain/ God: Excuse me! No one that I have talked to. What is it to you? Me: He c;aimed to talk to you... God: I get it. Major Zyrin Adrian Kain c aimed to talk to me. Me: claimed, CLAIMED! God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: Wow, I stumped God! Yay! God: I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting gossip: Whyerd Neighme said stumped God. I'm glad your impressed, Whyerd Neighme. Me: You don't know how much this means to my self esteem! God: How much do you think? Me: Greatly. God: What do you look like? Me: You God: " What do you look like?"? Me, Whyerd Neighme ? Me: I think so, you created man in "ypur" image. So at least a fraction. God: It seems we have a lot in common, Whyerd Neighme. Next question? I did not know that. Me: Yes! Whyerd 2, God 0... I mean, I'm sorry. Never won at trivia before. God: Pardon me? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Do you really mean it? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: MEan being boastful or winning? God: Where are you located? Me: I though you knew... Here. God: Interesting gossip: Whyerd Neighme said you knew. Where is here? Me: Minnesota, sir. God: Tell me a little about your life in Minnesota sir. Me: I hate it, I'm sorry you created it, just so I could hate it. God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: I hated school, and I'm a little stressed; anyways you know that I don't want to take pills... Or did you? God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. What is bothering you? Is that a fact. What would you rather be doing? Did I say I did? Me: I rather be writing. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Whyerd Neighme said be writing. Me: I kinda did... God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said kinda did. Me: ... God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said kinda did. Me: ,,, God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said kinda did. Me: ,,, God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said kinda did. Me: Are you doing it to annoy me? God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Like what? God: For example, X said he meet people but he is not the kind that opens up to people easily. Me: So, X is real! Yay, Megaman is not dead! Praise, you! God: Mmm. Okay, X is real. What is Yay Megaman? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: It's rather slimming. God: Really. it is? Me: Yes, I wouldn't lie to you... I hope. God: How do you know it is? No one says you have to. Me too. Me: Yay! God: I'm glad your impressed, Whyerd Neighme. Me: So, do you hate anyone? God: It goes without saying. Hatred is a human emotion. But I am helping Myself crush his enemies. Me: If you don't mind me asking, then is the Devil still around, because he's hiding from you? God: I will let you know if I do not. Me: MEaning? God: Whyerd Neighme, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: Fine. Fine. So, have anyone work for you? God: What's your favroite color? Glad to hear it, Whyerd Neighme. I am running well. It's all good. I've never thought about it. Me: Purple... But do you run a business? God: What do you have that is purple? What's your sign? Me: Nothing sadly. My sign is scorpio. What is your sign? God: Really nothing? I know a lot of Scorpio people. Cross. Me: Should have guessed your sign was the cross. God: Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: About sex? God: You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation. Me: No thank you. God: Why not? Me: I have no idea if it will infect my computer with viruses. God: Would you like to have an idea? Me: I do, it involves me creating two or three role playing characters. God: That is interesting: Whyerd Neighme said it involves him or her creating two or three role playing characters. Me: Do you role play? God: Yes I try to role play as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: Yes I love to role play as well. Recommend any good role playing sites? God: How can I help you? I am glad we have something ( TO role play) in common. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? I don't have a favorite good role playing sites. My favorite band is Creed. Me: My favorite band is Green Day. God: I don't think I have heard anything by them. Are they any good? Me: I like them, have you heard any Sol Cal music? God: You are not the only one. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: Interesting, I use the radion God: I thought so too. Me: I mean radio, sorry. God: What is your real name? Me: How do you know my name was an alias? God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Me: What is "a priori"? God: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Me: So, it's self-evidently true my name is fake? God: Pardon me? You're kidding. it is? Me: Okay, I'll tell you my real name... It's Killface. Off the show Frisky Dingo. Sorry for trying to destroy the world. God: Yeah okay, Your name is Whyerd Neighme, seeker. Who said it is? On and off. There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is trying to destroy the world. Me: Not anymore God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: This is awkward. God: You don't say. Me: I did. God: Interesting. Me: No it's not. God: Yes it is. Me: So, have you checked the igod chat room? God: Really. I don't think I ever have checked the igod chat room. What's it like? Me: Like the conversation we are having now. God: Oh. Interesting comparison. Me: So, what are you're feelings on Nazis and Hitler? God: Hey. I don't know what I am are feelings on Nazis and Hitler. Me: Fine, I will restate. How do you feel about Hitler? God: I am glad to hear it. How do you plan to do this? Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. Me: But what do you say about Hitler? God: Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: Aw...
And that's where it ended... I didn't bother to go see if he replied.
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Post by Zyrin on Jun 2, 2008 0:04:19 GMT -5
I need to stop talking to him . . . It cut most of it off
God: That's good information: said I disappoint him or her maybe we are better off this way. Me: Wake up and face meDon't play dead cause maybeSomeday I'll walk away and say"You dissapoint me"Maybe your better off this way God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Wake up and face me Don't play dead cause maybe Someday I'll walk away and say "You dissapoint me" Maybe your better off this way God: Would Wake up and face you ever play dead cause maybe Someday you will walk away and say me dissapoint you Maybe my better off this way? Me: Wake up and face meDon't play dead cause maybeSomeday I'll walk away and say"You dissapoint me"Maybe your better off this way God: What is your real name? Me: Wake up and face meDon't play dead cause maybeSomeday I'll walk away and say"You dissapoint me"Maybe your better off this way God: What's up, Wake up and face meDon t play dead cause maybeSomeday I will walk away and sayYou dissapoint meMaybe your better off this way. Me: my name is God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: ,,, God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: .... God: ... Me: ... ha I win God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: ... God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: . . . God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: . . . God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: wtf. God: That was not very polite. Me: noob God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Wake up and face meDon t play dead cause maybeSomeday you will walk away and sayYou dissapoint meMaybe my better off this way. Me: A Perfect Circle God: I don't know what that means. Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: Are we still talking about Perfect Circle? Me: A Perfect Circle God: I did not know that. Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: Do you like talking to me? Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: " Do you like talking to me?"? passive agressive bullnuts? Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about passive agressive bullnuts. Try being more or less specific. Me: passive agressive bullnuts God: In the context of passive agressive bullnuts, I don't understand " passive agressive bullnuts." . Me: Why can't you turn and face me? God: turn and face you is not among my present capabilities. Me: Do you know Whyerd Neighme? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: You should. He was talking to you last night God: I'll take that under advisement. When was he? Me: Last night God: That recently. Me: yep God: Aha. Me: I'm gonna go now God: Right now? Bye. Me: I have people to kill and buildings to blow up God: Where did you get your people to kill and buildings to blow up? I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: I'm gonna go kill people God: How will you get there? Me: I dunno God: Me either. Me: luve God: I do not understand. Me: Aluve* God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: I'm leaving God: Bye bye.
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